On the Subject of Label Priorities

[Insert obligatory WOF joke]

The module contains 4 buttons, each with a different label.

Use The Label Priority List below to determine each button’s priority.

To disarm the module, press the 3 highest priority buttons in order from the highest priority to the second lowest. Do NOT press the one with the lowest priority.

Pressing the incorrect button, or pressing a button out of order will register a strike and reset the module with new labels.

THE LABEL PRIORITY LIST

Press this button first.

ALWAYS press this button first.

You must press this button first.

You should press this button first.

Press. This. Button. First.

Press this button first, please?

This is the first button.

Number 1.

No really, this is the first one.

THIS, is the first button.

First, press this button.

Maybe you should press this button first.

No no no, press THIS button first.

Please press this button first.

Press me first.

I’m pretty sure this is the first button.

First one.

No, press THIS one first.

THE LABEL PRIORITY LIST (cont.)

The first button is this one.

I’m certain this is the first button.

#1.

First.

Press this button first, will ya?

This really is the first button.

No no, press THIS button first.

Button numero uno.

I’m certain you press this button first.

Press this one first.

This one is the first button.

Maybe you should press this one first.

Press. This. One. First.

No really, this is the first button.

Number one.

THIS, is the first one.

First button.

No no no, press THIS one first.

No, press THIS button first.

ALWAYS press this one first.

Press this one first, please?

I’m pretty sure you press this button first.

Press this one first, will ya?

I’m certain you press this one first.

I’m certain this is the first one.

No no, press THIS one first.

I’m pretty sure this is the first one.

First, press this one.

Don’t press this one.

Press this one.